Monday, May 4, 2009

Things I learned in School and College!!!


Everyone have their treasured memories of school and college life...

They have there share of lessons they got in this awesome phase of life

I too have my own set learning I got from my awesome School and lame(I love calling my college 'lame') college...

1. Never ever try to date two girls of same class at the same time. You can land up in a big mess!!!

2. Don't try to hit your maths teacher with a eraser until you are as awesome as 'I' am.

3. Watching Jo Jeeta Wahi Sikander is good!!! But next day giving your girlfriend a ride on your bicycle is better!!! Cmon all the kids in the school GO FOR IT!!!

4. When preparing for an exam, 2 litres of Pepsi is not a good substitute for 8 hours of sleep!!!

5. Make it sure that your professor is not reading your answer sheet before inserting a song in the middle of one!!!

6. One cannot survive on maggi alone.....

7. One thing I never found in my management college is: MANAGEMENT

8. Locking your Account teacher in a room is a sure shot way to get suspended from the college!!!

9. You learn life lesson once you bunk your school!!!

I learned lot of things in school & college except my subjects...they actually sucks!!!

2 comments:

  1. Dude, this is the best thing which u learnt in school nd college!
    "All the subjects Suck"

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  2. Awesomeeeeeee sectIon!! D 8th n 10th points r tooo goOd..HOrrIblY GoOD !! :O :P :D

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