Monday, October 26, 2009

Ye dosti hum nhn todenge....




This is going to be a long post. I can't summarize my 11th and 12th class in a small paragraph.

Friends are one of the most important part of one's life. They are always there for you through the thick and thin, they have a shoulder for you to lean on, when u have no one to turn to just try and turn around; a friend is always there for you no matter what happens. I have been blessed with many such friends. So i am dedicating this post to two such friends who made my school life insanely awesome. Without them I can't imagine my school life. Yes girls do play an important part but these 2 guys made my 11th and 12th rocking!!!

Ankur & Hitesh: my 2 awesome buddies and together 3 of us were the pain in the neck of school authorities. Be it bunking the physics classes for playing cricket or insulting the class monitor in front of class teacher or stealing shoes of most idiot students or fighting the local hooligans...we were expert in every notorious activity. We were an MBA(Master of Bad Activities) at that time.

Ankur being little shy was always being praised for his smile by almost every subject teacher but he never tried for them. He was fond of playing with basketball and moustache of Tiger(Mayank), eating bread pakodas and flirting with girls of commerce section.

Hitesh, a natural extrovert just needed an opportunity to stand and speak. Just because of this we all have to tolerate his singing. "Vo kagaz ki kashti, vo baarish ka paani" but I love this song. I can't count the number of girls he had dated at that time but I can count no. of fights we had because of his love affairs. He was genius at maths as he can calculate much faster than a calculator and even our maths teacher. Fond of singing, He and I use to sung many songs for girls.(although they never liked it but we liked it so we continue to do it)

Few memories which I would love to share with you guys:

1. We were the representatives of our basketball team although we never bothered to know even a single rule of the game.

2. Fighting for hitesh homemade achar paranthas and then again fighting for bread pakoras and pepsi after 5 minutes.

3. Playing with the moustache of Mayank(was triple in size from us) and then running in the corridor saving our butt.

4. Hitesh sitting up with a chick(her boyfriend use to represent our school in boxing) and Ankur & I planning for a after school fight with a boxer or a group of boxers.

5. Bursting Crackers at main gate in front of Principal. I love my buddies.

6. Hiding shoes of Pankaj(class monitor+ a dumb ass) and then making him run bare footed in whole class for his shoes.

7. Hitesh getting caught by our class teacher while kissing a girl from art section in a coal mine at science museum.

8. Spending minimum an hour for eating burger at nearby van after playing cricket on friend's computer during our 12th board.

9. Night stays at my home for studying during boards(Although we never studied). We listened to Love guru and use to make milkshake at 2 in the night. Ankur use to watch pogo whole night just to catch some adult movies.

There are lots of other memories too but i can't write all of them in one single post.

P.S: My friends I just want you to know that you guys are amazing. I wanted to thank you for everything you have ever done for me. You people have always been there when I needed you, and you were always by my side when times got rough. I am thankful to God for blessing my school days with your presence. Thanks for being there. I can never forget my school life.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

To all my Friends...I need your help!!!



What's wrong with my friends and their lack of "intelligence"? I mean, seriously. What am I supposed to do to get a date around here?

Few days back I was discussing with a friend about how hard it is to actually meet new people. You wouldn't think so, living in Metropolitan city, but it's surprisingly difficult. I don't want to date any of the girls in my immediate social circle for multiple reasons a few being:

a. They are my friends (yup, I believe that guys and girls can strictly be friends)

b. Just simply I am not attracted to any of them in any form

c. Most of them don't pass I.K scale(To knw more abt I.K scale contact himu or Me)

That being said, my friend and I concluded that the only real feasible way to meet girls is through your friends.

I've dropped some hints to my friends by saying things like, "hey, your friend is beautiful. She is cute. What's her name? Is she single or seeing somebody?"

Nothing. No response from my friends.

Sameer: I can forwarded you some of the pics of her

Me: What am I supposed to do with pics. Damn give an introduction

Sameer: No I hate all this. (he don't hate doing this...he is too scared to do this)

Me: Put your pride aside for the greater good

Sameer: me... i have other things to worry about(White lie...For all worries he have one solution: Black Label :-)

P.S: All my friends who are still in college...Plz help me guys in finding some hot chicks...I love you all!!!