Monday, October 26, 2009

Ye dosti hum nhn todenge....




This is going to be a long post. I can't summarize my 11th and 12th class in a small paragraph.

Friends are one of the most important part of one's life. They are always there for you through the thick and thin, they have a shoulder for you to lean on, when u have no one to turn to just try and turn around; a friend is always there for you no matter what happens. I have been blessed with many such friends. So i am dedicating this post to two such friends who made my school life insanely awesome. Without them I can't imagine my school life. Yes girls do play an important part but these 2 guys made my 11th and 12th rocking!!!

Ankur & Hitesh: my 2 awesome buddies and together 3 of us were the pain in the neck of school authorities. Be it bunking the physics classes for playing cricket or insulting the class monitor in front of class teacher or stealing shoes of most idiot students or fighting the local hooligans...we were expert in every notorious activity. We were an MBA(Master of Bad Activities) at that time.

Ankur being little shy was always being praised for his smile by almost every subject teacher but he never tried for them. He was fond of playing with basketball and moustache of Tiger(Mayank), eating bread pakodas and flirting with girls of commerce section.

Hitesh, a natural extrovert just needed an opportunity to stand and speak. Just because of this we all have to tolerate his singing. "Vo kagaz ki kashti, vo baarish ka paani" but I love this song. I can't count the number of girls he had dated at that time but I can count no. of fights we had because of his love affairs. He was genius at maths as he can calculate much faster than a calculator and even our maths teacher. Fond of singing, He and I use to sung many songs for girls.(although they never liked it but we liked it so we continue to do it)

Few memories which I would love to share with you guys:

1. We were the representatives of our basketball team although we never bothered to know even a single rule of the game.

2. Fighting for hitesh homemade achar paranthas and then again fighting for bread pakoras and pepsi after 5 minutes.

3. Playing with the moustache of Mayank(was triple in size from us) and then running in the corridor saving our butt.

4. Hitesh sitting up with a chick(her boyfriend use to represent our school in boxing) and Ankur & I planning for a after school fight with a boxer or a group of boxers.

5. Bursting Crackers at main gate in front of Principal. I love my buddies.

6. Hiding shoes of Pankaj(class monitor+ a dumb ass) and then making him run bare footed in whole class for his shoes.

7. Hitesh getting caught by our class teacher while kissing a girl from art section in a coal mine at science museum.

8. Spending minimum an hour for eating burger at nearby van after playing cricket on friend's computer during our 12th board.

9. Night stays at my home for studying during boards(Although we never studied). We listened to Love guru and use to make milkshake at 2 in the night. Ankur use to watch pogo whole night just to catch some adult movies.

There are lots of other memories too but i can't write all of them in one single post.

P.S: My friends I just want you to know that you guys are amazing. I wanted to thank you for everything you have ever done for me. You people have always been there when I needed you, and you were always by my side when times got rough. I am thankful to God for blessing my school days with your presence. Thanks for being there. I can never forget my school life.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

To all my Friends...I need your help!!!



What's wrong with my friends and their lack of "intelligence"? I mean, seriously. What am I supposed to do to get a date around here?

Few days back I was discussing with a friend about how hard it is to actually meet new people. You wouldn't think so, living in Metropolitan city, but it's surprisingly difficult. I don't want to date any of the girls in my immediate social circle for multiple reasons a few being:

a. They are my friends (yup, I believe that guys and girls can strictly be friends)

b. Just simply I am not attracted to any of them in any form

c. Most of them don't pass I.K scale(To knw more abt I.K scale contact himu or Me)

That being said, my friend and I concluded that the only real feasible way to meet girls is through your friends.

I've dropped some hints to my friends by saying things like, "hey, your friend is beautiful. She is cute. What's her name? Is she single or seeing somebody?"

Nothing. No response from my friends.

Sameer: I can forwarded you some of the pics of her

Me: What am I supposed to do with pics. Damn give an introduction

Sameer: No I hate all this. (he don't hate doing this...he is too scared to do this)

Me: Put your pride aside for the greater good

Sameer: me... i have other things to worry about(White lie...For all worries he have one solution: Black Label :-)

P.S: All my friends who are still in college...Plz help me guys in finding some hot chicks...I love you all!!!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Thode bhige bhige se; thode nam hai hum




Sam: Bhai, super sad song. You shouldn't listen to it. you'll go all emotional.

Me: what is it??

Sam: Some Kaminey movie song. super boring sad song.

Me: Still will listen to it.

Can't.

Won't.

Sam: good. you'd go all senti. That hard facial expressions of yours hides those soft feelings inside

Me: Hahaha! I have a hard facial expression?

Sam: yeah dude

Me: everyone has their own love story

Sam: I am still figuring out this shit. If you keep on listening to this song then, you will end up calling her. Instead we both can have a bottle of rum and make this evening more fun

P.S: 1. Its a nice song
2. We listened to it around 17 times in a row
3. Sam finished his bottle of rum all alone


After listening to the song I realised its still hard to go to see really funny movies sometimes.

I still want to call and tell her all the good parts.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Everything is right in her world...





I am just wondering about what my 21 years old friend(special one) overheard or felt in her home lately.....

She: "Amit...i need to ask something?"

Me: "Yes..." [oh god, What's in her mind???]


She: "Do you know what comes first, the left hand or the right hand?"


Me: "Ummmm...ahhhh...well, I don't think I know..."

She: [confidently says] "I think the left hand comes first"

Me: "Why???"


She: "Because 'L' comes before 'R' and everything is always in alphabetical order."


Everything is right in her world...



She is like this only. Sometime she talks like some 60 years old lady who is showering you with her wisdom and most of the time she behave like a child talking all innocent talks...asking all possible stupid questions in the world. She makes you laugh terribly even if you don't want to:-):-)...One day she dream to have a executive cabin in which she really want to do some serious work(one of them is to take Uncle chips in her briefcase and eat them right there in that cabin)


P.S: This Post is dedicated to a wonderful human being, awesome friend and the most naughtiest, funniest person I know!!!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Young & Restless




I have just been really restless about everything in my life. I am not at ease. I am craving change. I don’t want to ruin things as they are, but ahhh!!! I don’t know what I want but I don’t want things to stay as they are. Does that even make sense?

My life has been in turmoil for awhile and maybe now that it is settling down, maybe I just don’t know what to do with myself, maybe. Who knows??? Who really knows?

P.S: I am confused and i need solution!!!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009



Oopppsss...I didn't updated my blog for nearly a month as I was too busy with my work. But now I am going to update this blog regularly as I am suffering from severe back pain and I am on bed rest now for a whole month.

From all that hyper activness now I am on zero working schedule and this is killing me a lot. Whole day I stay at home(means I can't see girls in C.P any longer) doing almost nothing is frustating me(not seeing girls is frustating me). So from now onwards i have decided to spent all this time in cooking(because it increases ur patience), planning my venture growths, and updating this blog and searching some cool gals on facebook!!!

I have come to realize within past few months due to my busy schedule, I missed out on some of the most important social interactions with girls...so now i have to utilise all this time now!!!

Wish me luck buddies!!!

P.S: By d way few days back I realise that I am in love...wid myself :-):-)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Lazyness in Progress


Ahhhhhh......Today I am going to tell you how to be lazy but still remain awesome and useless...

Follow these simple points and be what I am not....

1. Never do anything. If you don't do something for long time, someone else will do it.

2. Don't move unless you want to pee.


3. Never Run. Running is the worst thing you can do.

4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it at all. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to your seat to get it??? If yes stop reading this and get lost!!!


5. Don't work. Working is not good for your status of lazyness.


6. If someone ask you to move, give a damn. Show them that you are frustated because you have to move. Sigh a lot.

7. Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive.

8. Don't talk. Talking requires too much movement of your jaw...ohhhh too much work to do.


I have more rules, but this is taking lot more efforts than i thought...I will update this later...if I am not too tired...

P.S: This post is dedicated to all the lazy souls lying around all me...I love you all!!!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Things I learned in School and College!!!


Everyone have their treasured memories of school and college life...

They have there share of lessons they got in this awesome phase of life

I too have my own set learning I got from my awesome School and lame(I love calling my college 'lame') college...

1. Never ever try to date two girls of same class at the same time. You can land up in a big mess!!!

2. Don't try to hit your maths teacher with a eraser until you are as awesome as 'I' am.

3. Watching Jo Jeeta Wahi Sikander is good!!! But next day giving your girlfriend a ride on your bicycle is better!!! Cmon all the kids in the school GO FOR IT!!!

4. When preparing for an exam, 2 litres of Pepsi is not a good substitute for 8 hours of sleep!!!

5. Make it sure that your professor is not reading your answer sheet before inserting a song in the middle of one!!!

6. One cannot survive on maggi alone.....

7. One thing I never found in my management college is: MANAGEMENT

8. Locking your Account teacher in a room is a sure shot way to get suspended from the college!!!

9. You learn life lesson once you bunk your school!!!

I learned lot of things in school & college except my subjects...they actually sucks!!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Child in me refuses to die...Part 1




I again want to date my first girlfriend. I again want to give her a ride on my bicycle(Ooopss...i don’t have a bicycle now and I even don’t remember her name).

I still love watching Vikram Betaal, Jungle book, Tintin. I still laugh at thought of Jerry beating Tom. I still like listening to those kiddy jokes, where elephant got beaten up by the ant. I still look into the sky and try counting the stars. I still love reading Nagraj, Dhruv, Chacha Choudary, Billu. Sometimes I just want to lie down on bed and watch all interesting programmes, one after another. I again want to read all those awesome comics which filled my childhood with adventure and fantasy.


I still want to make the child in me live as much as my age. Whatever my age, the child in me refuses to die....


Whenever I pass from my school, the walls of my school remind me of my childhood. I start remembering everything that I did in my school:

Bunking of classes to watch the girls in Connaught Place

Hitting my maths teacher with an eraser

Eating friends lunch by taking it from his bag without telling him

Bunking Physics classes to play cricket(I failed in physics)

Singing songs for girls(Not even a single girl could tolerate it...but we never stopped)


Ooooppppsss.....This is getting long...will continue it in 2nd post

till then

juzz remember....

I

Am

Awesome....

Friday, April 3, 2009

I hate Cadbury Part 2

Popcorn time over!!!

Despite of all sort of discouragement (concentrating on girls was a good suggestion) from every known person I decided to keep my dream alive. But with little knowledge (limited only to eating chocolates) and nothing substantial I decided to continue with Physics and chemistry and I failed in both the subject. Somehow I cleared my 12th, took admission in BBA and was enjoying my life doing nothing...But somewhere my dream of making chocolate was still ruling my heart... and with no option of starting it, I continue eating and hating Cadbury(I guess eating was my priority at that time)

People laugh at me. They said it is impossible to start with your own manufacturing plant without any prior experience in making chocolates (Come on!!! I have 18 years of experience of eating chocolates and nearly 3 years of gifting chocolates).

So to all those people who told me it is impossible, the next few lines are for you:


In your face losers... Six years later I am making my own chocolates under the brand name Chocolicious and I still don’t know how to make chocolates. But I still know how to eat them and now I also know How to sell them:-)

Wondering what’s next???


Aaaahhhhhhh....Beating Cadbury at their own game...Yup this is next and I with my partners have started the journey towards the top and now there is no looking back:-):-)

Amit

Friday, March 27, 2009

Nothing is Impossible...I will date Katrina Kaif one day!!!




Everyone, at some point of his or her life, has dreamed of being somebody special, somebody big or to do something big(In my childhood I always want to date Aishwarya Rai...Now I want to date Katrina Kaif...You see my life, my dreams all are XXL)

Anyone who holds the cricket bat somewhere at some point of time wants to become some1 like Sachin Tendulkar. How many times have we dreamed of being rich, or successful, or happy with our relationships? But many of us leave them just because they seem to be impossible.

Often, we dream big dreams but unfortunately, our dreams remain just dreams.
Most people get hung up thinking I can't do this. It's too hard. It's too impossible. No one can do this.

However, if everyone thought that, there would have been no computers, no internet, no cars, no mobiles, no electric bulb, no innovations, and no thirst of crossing the human limitations and no desire of dating Katrina Kaif ;-).
If you had told someone a hundred years ago that it was possible for man to be on the moon, they would laugh at you. If you had told them that you could send mail from here to the other side of the world in a few seconds, probably you would had been sent to mental asylum. But all these impossible dreams of yesterday are now realities of today.

Today's impossible is again going to be tommorow's reality...just wait n watch!!!
Ask Sachin, Dhoni, Shahrukh or Narayan Murthy and they will tell you that there can be no gains unless you are willing to come out of your comfort zone.

And as Aerosmith said:
Dream on, dream on
Dream yourself a dream come true
Dream on, dream on
Dream until your dream come true
Dream on, dream on, dream on...

P.S: The only purpose of writing this post is to convince myself and others around me that One day I will date Katrina Kaif or someone at the same level of beauty...and not to motivate anyone. If you really want to get motivate or need some real cool tips then get yourself enrolled at Discover Life.

Query to the God:
Why you made me so Awesome???

Thursday, March 26, 2009

I hate Cadbury...Part 1


Yes I hate Cadbury but mind you I love Chocolates...

It all started back in 2003 when I first heard about the insects in the pack of Cadbury Chocolates...come on chocolates make me feel happy...They make me feel alive...one of the hundred reasons why I am on this earth. In short, I had almost spoiled myself for chocolates.

And all this was getting shattered. Insects inside packing means no more chocolates...Are you kidding me were the thoughts coming into my mind... Back in 2004 one thing which always made me realise that I am passionate was girls. I simply loved them and mind you people I still love them a lot...but I loved chocolates more than them and somewhere this insect news had shaken my belief in chocolates...Certainly thought of leaving chocolates that day was painful.

Sleepless nights and days full of sleep were the new things in my life (Yup its true)

And then suddenly a dream took birth in my open eyes which were full of sleep at that time: To make my own chocolates one day. At that time I was studying (oops struggling and partying; struggling with physics And Chemistry and Partying with girls...aaahhhh I know I am awesome) in 11th class and honestly till that time I never managed to clear my Physics and Chemistry exam but still I was dreaming of making my own chocolates.

I told it to everyone and almost everyone laughed at me. Rest advised me to concentrate on Physics and Chemistry. Few good people advised me to concentrate on Girls(Names are not meant to be disclosed). Some told me that I am too small for all this. Despite of all this I couldn’t let go of the idea of making Chocolates. To me, the idea was really great because I can eat my own chocolates, I can earn from chocolates and I can gift chocolates to beautiful girls (I hope girls are reading this line)

To be continued...you can have your popcorns

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Shuttle 28....

Shuttle28...seems 2 b a weird name for a blog(even for a kid too)...but it is not

Ths blog is all abt role of a shuttle and 28 in my life...Its about motivation, true inspiring incident...its about how to get close to a failure and then suddenly you turned the game upside down and emerge as a winner...aahhh i think insanely awesome winner because most of the time going closer to the failure is my own choice:-)

Wondering wht is 28???

Chill ask me later...

Wondering How could a shuttle play role in a person life???

First thing first it is just not a shuttle...it is yonex made model no. 10 shuttle which changed my life, oh it is still changing my life, sometime my thoughts, sometimes my girlfriend...oops(I hope the next girl in my life does not read my blog)...

Together upto some extent they made me what I am today...An entrepreneur, A responsible citizen, Venture Capitalist...and absolutely single guy in the town(info specially for all the beautiful girls reading this blog)

Enough for description ;-)