Lazyness in Progress

Ahhhhhh......Today I am going to tell you how to be lazy but still remain awesome and useless...

Follow these simple points and be what I am not....

1. Never do anything. If you don't do something for long time, someone else will do it.

2. Don't move unless you want to pee.

3. Never Run. Running is the worst thing you can do.

4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it at all. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to your seat to get it??? If yes stop reading this and get lost!!!

5. Don't work. Working is not good for your status of lazyness.

6. If someone ask you to move, give a damn. Show them that you are frustated because you have to move. Sigh a lot.

7. Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive.

8. Don't talk. Talking requires too much movement of your jaw...ohhhh too much work to do.

I have more rules, but this is taking lot more efforts than i thought...I will update this later...if I am not too tired...

P.S: This post is dedicated to all the lazy souls lying around all me...I love you all!!!